Nope. No, it is not. It's cold, it's dark, there's crappy music everywhere, and worst of all, sometime this season, I will end up having to go to that often-overlooked tenth circle of hell, the mall.
Dec 10, 2013
Dec 7, 2013
Well, we're really in the thick of it now, aren't we? The lights are up, the specials are on, and there are a million gifts to buy and wrap. Ugh. The holidays. Expect a post (or five) coming very soon, where I complain about the hap-happiest season of all.
Dec 6, 2013
Ah, winter. That time of year when you're stuck in the house with your kids, and they're boooooored! It's all about the movies, crafts, and baking, right? But Despicable Me 2 isn't out on Blu-ray yet, so you've got nothing to watch. And what if you're not so good at crafts or baking?
Lucky you! The clever people at Hostess and Universal Studios noticed that Twinkies happen to look a lot like minions. And hey, they're already baked! All you have to do is get some icing and some fondant and... Oh, you're no good at that, either? Don't fret! If you go to the Hostess Facebook page and click on the Twinkie Minion Makeover app, you can download all the little minion accessories you could ever want. Just cut 'em out and stick 'em on a Twinkie.
Dec 3, 2013
Stomp, stomp, stomp, Stompeez! Did you just try to claw your eyes out? Then you must have a child who watches The Hub! Even if your kid only watches that channel for 30 minutes a day, chances are you've heard that obnoxious jingle four or five times today. (Side note, I'm pretty sure it's the same song from the "Girls Gone Wild" commercials.)