Google Something Clever 2.0: Misheard Lyrics (by a Three-Year-Old)

Jun 29, 2012

Misheard Lyrics (by a Three-Year-Old)


Here’s a sampling of lyrics from a few my son’s favorite songs, as sung by him. Way better than “’Scuse me while I kiss this guy.” See if you can identify them all.

· “Billie Jeans is not my son…”

· “Sweet home All-bamina, where Skylars are blue…”

· “Because this is the thriller, all night long…” Trick question; this is a mashup.

· “War! Huh! Good Gabba!”

· “We do not need any education. We do not need any thought control…”

· “Whoa, children, it’s just a shower one, it’s just a shower one…”

· “The kids say in the supermarket: ‘Way-oh, way-oh, way-oh way-oh!”

· “We are not men! We are Devo! Are we not men? D-E-Devo!”

Side note: if you don't buy your kid Raffi CDs, they won't listen to Raffi. It's just that easy.