What is the meaning of life? "I don't know." Sorry, I pressed and pressed, but he wouldn't even guess.
What do you want to be when you grow up? "A special effects makeup artist." Love this! We all watch "Face Off" on SyFy (the reality show, not the Nicholas Cage movie), and he loves it when I break out the zombie makeup.
What brings you the most happiness? "Myself." Um... Alright, then.
When do you feel the most loved? "By you." Not exactly grasping the question, but I'll take it.
What are you afraid of? "Werewolves." He has never, not once, said that he's afraid of werewolves before. In fact, he was a werewolf for Halloween when he was two... Well, Teen Wolf, anyway.
If you had one wish, what would you wish for? "Avengers Thor." I asked for clarification. He wants Thor to come over and hang out with him.
What is the funniest word? "Poop Monster!" See, Amber? I told you he loved your blog!
What is the hardest/easiest thing to do? "The easiest thing to to is try playing video games, but if level two is hard, you gotta keep trying. But level one is easy." What an awesome attitude. Trying is easy.
What is the best/worst thing in the world? "The Spray and Play is the best." That's a zero-depth water park near our house. "Bad guys are the worst. They're really bad." I guess I agree.
What makes you mad? "Nothing makes me mad." I call bullshit on that one.
What is the meaning of love? I don't know... It means you love somebody. I love you." And then he hugged me.
If you had all the money in the world, what would you do with it? "Buy a game I want at GameStop. And another GameStop game!" This kid's a cheap date.
Thank you for the awesome questions, Amber!
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