They’d work like Legos. If you’re going to work, just take the front seat. Driving with the family? Add a backseat or two. It would also come with standard and extra-large trunks, for groceries or IKEA.
Makes things instantly cold (or frozen).
I’m sure lot of people would like these for their kids’ rooms. I’d encase my house in one, so I didn’t have to hear motorcycles, car alarms, swearing teens, screaming kids, or bouncing basketballs. I’m making it sound like I live in the ghetto, aren’t I? I don’t. Children and vehicles are loud in the suburbs, too.
I heard they have those in France. I don’t know if that’s true.
Permanent hair color
A pill, or maybe an injection, that alters your DNA so that your hair grows in whatever color you’d like. If they could somehow make a separate one for eyelashes and eyebrows, that would be nice, too.
For shooting stupid people, obviously. It would give them an instant I.Q. boost. Let’s say 10 points. And yes, it would hurt. A lot.
You know how you can block someone on Facebook, but you can still run into them in the real world? Or you can stop following them on Twitter, but if your friend retweets them, you see it? This would take care of that. It would make the offending individual completely invisible. Maybe what I’m really looking for here is a hit man. I don’t know.
You know why. And you want one, too.