Google Something Clever 2.0: An Affordable Family Vacation

Aug 7, 2013

An Affordable Family Vacation

Once upon a time, when my husband and I were young and childless, we vacationed at Sandals in Jamaica. If you've never been on a fancy resort vacation, I'll tell you now, it's exactly as awesome as you think it is. You walk around in a bathing suit all day while people feed you free drinks that are about 50% rum and 48% ice. You don't have to worry about waking up on time, planning your day, or paying for meals.

It must be what life is like for celebrities, all the time.

Now, I know they have family resorts, but who has the money for that? All our money goes to action figures, dinosaur chicken nuggets, and wine now.

So imagine my surprise, and delight, when I learned that there is a very reasonably-priced vacation spot just down the street from me! Can you believe it? Eh, you probably shouldn't. And you probably don't, if you know me by now. But I bet I've piqued your interest, haven't I? Good! Well then, please click on over to When Crazy Meets Exhaustion to learn about my affordable "resort" vacation, would you?