Google Something Clever 2.0: Here's What You Missed This Week 7/28/13 - 8/3/13

Aug 3, 2013

Here's What You Missed This Week 7/28/13 - 8/3/13

Hooray, it's everyone's favorite post of the week!

Seriously, you guys love my wrap-ups way too much. I really didn't expect them to be as popular as they are. I'm glad, though, because they're actually sort of a bitch to write. I have to remember to email myself my favorite blog posts and tweets all week long, and then I have to write them on Friday nights! That's my night off!

But for you, I'll keep doing it.

What I Wrote

This is a couple of weeks late, but did you hear the one about how Texas banned tampons? No, it's not a joke, it's an actual thing that happened. Awesome, huh? It got me to thinking about what other common purse contents could be used for foul play. This Just In: A Tampon is Now a Weapon

I had an exciting seafaring Sunday, all without leaving home. Read all about it! Pirates and a Shipwreck

We had some fun in the comments of my tampon post. A few of us got to talking about which was worse, Texas or Florida. And the theme for Theme Thursday just so happened to be "Versus." So, of course I had to. Texas vs. Florida

What I Read

Mommy Rotten is one of the first blogs I ever got into. She is a mommy. She is also rotten. She was really, really rotten to her brother once. This is one of those things where you will literally laugh out loud (LLOL). 

Hey, real quick, what is the absolute worst thing about reading other blogs? Not mine, silly, I said other blogs! That's right, Captcha. Man, fuck Captcha

Are you a nerd? Are you passionate about the Pepsi Challenge? Of course you are! As such, you will love Sleepy Bard's Theme Thursday offering.

Apparently, it was fucked-up doll week In the Powder Room, only I didn't get the memo. First, Robyn clued us in to the creepiest dolls ever. Are you picturing your great-aunt's China doll collection right now? Um, no. Think less porcelain, more placenta. Next, Shari proved once and for all that the whole Brony thing is absolutely sexual, and awful. So awful. 

Finally, The Bearded Iris just squeaked by, because she posted this on Friday afternoon. And I'm so glad I read it before writing this. This is where you learn that my boss is kind of a vandal. Well, more of an unauthorized re-arranger, really. 

Tweets I Enjoyed

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm hosting another damn cookout today, because fuck it, all the potato salad.