I know, right? So lame!
I'm super sorry. I'll try harder next week.
I don't even have anything particularly interesting going on, so let's just jump right into it...
What I WroteOkay, not much in that department, either. On Tuesday, I asked for your help in deciding if I should adopt a kitten. The votes were overwhelmingly "aye," but my husband still isn't convinced. When he hears "kitten," all he can think of is me being devastated when it inevitably dies twenty years later. So, if you could help me convince him, that'd be great, thanks. Should I have another baby?
On Theme Thursday, we played Two Truths and a Lie. Fun! I told you three stories about seeing eye dogs, ukuleles, and my lack of swimming skills. Did you figure out which one wasn't true? Spot the Lie
What I ReadVikki from Laugh Lines has been on lately. I mean, I've always loved her, but I'm pretty sure she's been one of my favorites every week for the past two months. I actually had trouble picking only one of her posts to feature today. I'm going with the one about her failed date night with her husband.
You may not know this, but one of my favorite subjects is making fun of how awful people can be on Facebook. And nobody is more awful than those people who vaguely complain in their status updates, trolling for sympathy. Tracy from Lost in Suburbia hands their asses to them.
Poor Dyanne from Backsies is What There is Not. I want to give her a hug. Her little boy is growing up and leaving the nest, and my heart is breaking for her. My boy damn well better stay four years old forever!
Tweets I Enjoyed
My husband refilled the soap dispenser in the bathroom & I've never been more in love.
— OneFunnyMotha (@OneFunnyMotha) August 13, 2013
Am I the only one who thinks of masturbation every time I see "selfie?" Took me a while to realize it means taking a picture of yourself...
— Motherhood Madness (@MotherhoodADIM) August 15, 2013
Just sat down and realized I have lint stuck to my hand and I smell of syrup. Which would be awesome if I had had any syrup today.
— The Shitastrophy (@TheShitastrophy) August 15, 2013
WHY?? Why would I put the pump for the air mattresses ANYWHERE but with the air mattresses?? WHHHHHY?
— The Next Step (@nehokie) August 15, 2013
If everything taste like chicken and my four-year-old says chicken tastes like root beer, where does that leave us?
— Carisa Miller (@mcarisa) August 15, 2013
Ans that's it! I'll work on being more interesting next week, okay?