AAA does not offer a universal "Tipsy Tow" program.
Some regional AAA clubs offer a service on New Year's Eve where they will give you and your car a free ride home if you've had too much to drink. Again, only some regional clubs. Some offer it in very limited areas. Some of these programs are available to everyone, free of charge. Some are only available to members.
Please visit AAA's site or call 1-800-AAA-HELP to find out if this program is available in your area. Do not rely on it without knowing the facts. Or better yet, don't be an asshole. Plan ahead. Designate a driver. Ask to sleep over at the party. Call a cab. Or even stay home!
I made a Facebook-friendly graphic for those who are compelled to share pictures as a means of disseminating information. Maybe if you share this on Facebook before your gullible cousin Martha shares the hoax post, we can do some good this year. Consider adding the following URL to the caption: http://newsroom.aaa.com/safety/holiday-safe-ride-program/. That's right, I'm not asking you to link to this post. I didn't put any attribution on the graphic. Share it on your own blog. Tell people you made it. I really don't care. Just get the word out.
Happy new year. Stay safe. And if you drive drunk, you're a douchebag, and you're no longer welcome here.