Not true. Not for me, anyway.
But there are some mom stereotypes that I'm willing to admit are spot-on. Yes, I'm always tired. Yes, I've picked my kid's nose. Yes, I am much better at dealing with vomit now than I was in my early twenties (when, curiously, I encountered it a lot more regularly).
Come check out my Top 9 Mom Stereotypes That Are Completely True on NickMom today. And if you're in the market for a chicken pot pie recipe from a fascinating person who is currently wearing skinny jeans, hit me up.
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