Google Something Clever 2.0: Hey, Who Wants to Watch Me Get a Mammogram?!

Jul 15, 2014

Hey, Who Wants to Watch Me Get a Mammogram?!

Okay, fine, you won't get to see the actual mammogram part. That was false advertising. I'm sorry.

I just turned 35 last week, and my paternal grandmother died of breast cancer, so that means I get to have my boobs professionally squeezed five years earlier than everyone else! Hooray!

I figured I'd take you along for the ride. If you've never had a mammogram and you're curious, or if you have some weird fetish where you like listening to grown-ass ladies say "boobs" over and over, you will definitely want to watch this. Go get the popcorn; I'll wait.

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