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Aug 21, 2014

Top 9 Thoughts I Have While Grocery Shopping With Kids

My son is starting kindergarten next week. You know what that means: I finally get to go shopping alone! I'm not sure I remember what it was like to go to Target without either visiting the toy aisle, or coming up with an elaborate scheme to avoid it. To go to BJ's without stopping at every single sample stand. To go to the grocery store without stopping at the deli for free cheese, the seafood section to pat the lobsters, and hissing "slow down!" "hurry up!" or "get out of her personal space!" ten times each.

So, yeah, I'm nervous about sending him to school. Very, very nervous. But I'm trying to focus on the positives, like these nine things I won't have to deal with anymore:

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