Google Something Clever 2.0: Let’s Put an End to the Board Game Movie Trend Right Now

Oct 29, 2014

Let’s Put an End to the Board Game Movie Trend Right Now

Confession: I just saw Clue for the first time a few months ago. And you know what? It was pretty funny. But that's where board game-inspired movies should have stopped. Quit while you're ahead, you know?

But noooo, they had to go and make Battleship, where all the little red pegs were replaced with Rihanna and Liam Neeson. (Man, that guy is in everything. He's like the white Samuel L. Jackson.)

And now there's Ouija. A movie about a board game that's barely a board game. It's just an excuse for that one pathological liar friend of yours to make you scared of the dark. Come on, now. What could they possibly come up with next?

Nothing, that's what. Because I've come up with ideas for every conceivable future board game movie, and published them over at NickMom. I even cast them. Now, if Hollywood wants to make another, they'll have to buy the rights from me. You're welcome, America. Go check out my posters.

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